Tuesday, July 20, 2010

ApparentlyKristenStewartIsABadass.



Its like this...I want to hate her, but she keeps doing these things that make me love her so.
She's so damn sappy in Twilight, yet it seems she's just being herself, therefore I want to punch her in her eye.
But she's really just telling everyone to F**K OFF and I respect her for that.  
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Let's give the bitch some space and leave her to her cigarettes, pot, chucks, and her MILLIONS.

I do have to admit that she looks much better when she plays dress up as a lady though :/

British Elle: July.



Its pretty amazing that they got her mullet to look like a real haircut for real people...that thing was getting unruly for a minute.
Just sayin'.

Kristen Stewart: 
"What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. The photos are so... I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. It's f***ed. I never expected that this would be my life."

Understandable, but DRAMATIC...still, I like her.

Kristen Stewart: 
"It really bothers me when people write nasty s*** about me and the perception is that I don't give a f***. It could not be further from the truth. Your little persona is made up of all the places that people have seen you and what has been said about you, and usually the places that I am are so overwhelming in the moment and fleeting for me like one second where I've said something stupid, that's me, forever."

Op, wait, you do care???!!??
 I wanna punch her again.
Damn -it.

Welcome to the life that is Hollywood Darling.
You wanted it, you got it.
My best advice would be laugh it off...
...or, better yet, just deal with it.

I'm sure she'll win me back with another badass photo in the future.  
Thanks KS.




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Monday, July 19, 2010

InsaneAsylums///GiveItToMe.


For some reason these things have always interested me.  Not because I want to be in one (duh), but because they always seem so mysterious.  Where I grew up there was this rumor of an abandoned asylum...I knew some kids that had been to it, but they were super spooked and never talked about it...whatEVER, right?
Welllllllll,
my friends decided we needed to go...of course, right?  
Right.
So we did and I'm not going to lie when I say that it was screwed.
There was a huge blood stain on the ceiling and weird mattresses in each room.  Pretty much everything gross looking on them...use your imagination.  Anyhow we went during the middle of the night, for "extra scare effect" ;)
I love it/hated it.

Soooooooo then...

right after I graduated high school I worked a retail job (among other jobs and college)and I was telling my co-workers about it.  I said I thought I could find it by how my friends had described.  Thus starting "mission: find the insane asylum #2".  
Wheeeeeew, we found it 
:/
?????
Only it wasn't it...it was another creepy place.  Half eroded and crumbled.  Again we were there in the middle of the night...this time with alcohol.  Dang-get.

There was an ENORMOUS tree next to it.  Looked like this, but much fuller and almost all the branches drooped to the ground...
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Co-workers: "I'm not going in there", "well, I'm not going in first!", "I'm a girl, so I'm definitely NOT going first!".
Bre: "FINE, geez, you guys are babies, I'll go".
What the hell was I thinking?!...I'm pretty sure it was "annoyed", but whatever.

Yep, you guessed it...flashlight stopped working as soon as I ducked under those branches into that evil tree huddle from hell.
They were yelling my name to make sure I was okay.  For some reason I didn't answer, well, because it was scary as shit in there and I could hear something rustling in the brush.  So instead I decided to scream.  Not because I was scared, but because I wanted to scare them...I'm such a bitch.  I thought it was hilarious!  I screamed like a banchi and then stood super still and quite.  Waited a minute.  And SCREAMED again!...came running out of the tree, bursting through the branches!
Oh man, it was so funny...one of the girls was crying.
I think.
Something like it.
We'll go with that cause it sounds better. 

Ain't no snot of Fuzzy Navel gonna cool those nerves.
;)

So, lets get to it...
I found these beautiful photos of asylums all around the US and they're quite beautiful, sadly.
I've always liked chipped paint in photographs...for some reason.

This is not a million cans of soup or something, but 
hundreds of unclaimed urns.


I think this would be a great backdrop for a photoshoot...exactly the way it is.  Sooo beautiful.


This one made me sad.
As if they were ever going to need those again.



Did I mention I love scary movies and often think about how I would survive at any given moment if something/anything horrible were to happen...?
Morbid, I know, but I like to think of it as being prepared...?

Photos taken by Christopher Payne.

Pretty sweet that they had bowling, theater, and a beauty salon.
Autopsy room, not so sweet :(



NEONbrunette.





Sunday, July 04, 2010

Twitter.Or.Something.


I know, I know, but I'm into it...





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Saturday, July 03, 2010

No One's Gonna Love You.



Some Friends Who Inspire Me...

Jason Lee Parry and Jenny Sirney (soon to be Parry as well)

star in...



Cee-lo Green's

Paul Epworth-produced

cover of Band Of Horses

'No One's Gonna Love You'.

How bad ass is this?!  I love this...so much creativity coming from one couple.



Sad to say that I have no idea what I want to do for the 4th of July.
Last year I was with a big, great group of people, Jenny and Jason included in that group, but this year all my friends are doing different things, so I still haven't decided what area code I want to spend the 4th in
:/

All I do know is that I'm most definitely doing my makeup like this...
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Charlotte Kemp Muhl

for



She is so damn cute.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TOMORROW!



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