Tuesday, November 03, 2009


This is an email that my mother sent me a while ago and it made me laugh.  
I'm posting this in her honor since today is her day.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a
 shot of tequila.

 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the

 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost
 15 days).

 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl
 panties and deal with it.

 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this
 is just
 your personality!

 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They
 know me here.

 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing
 and makes you
 walk funny.

 11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then
 mix it with vodka.

 12. Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single
 or married
 man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of
 parenthood are hard

 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you

 15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she
has a
 daughter who thinks she's wrong.

 Oh maaaaaan that looks like it hurts.
Ha ha.
Baby bitch.

I love you Momma.


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